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Terms & Conditions

Last updated: September 2026

Agreement

These terms govern your use of this site and the services provided by MyLizard, a service of Cold Weather Aquaponics LLC, Madison, Wisconsin. By using the site or our services, you agree to them.

Text Messaging Terms

Program description. MyLizard sends text messages to customers who have given us their mobile number and agreed to be texted. Messages relate to your account, your orders, your service, appointment and scheduling details, and support requests you have raised with us. This is a conversational program — you can reply, and a person will read it.

How you join. You opt in by giving us your mobile number and agreeing to receive text messages — in person, by phone, by email, or through a form on this site. We do not text people who have not agreed to it, and we do not buy, rent, or otherwise obtain phone numbers from third parties.

Message frequency. Message frequency varies. Because this is a conversational program, how often you hear from us depends on your account activity and on the conversations you start with us.

Cost. Message and data rates may apply. MyLizard does not charge you for text messages; your mobile carrier may, according to your plan.

How to stop. Reply STOP to any message to stop receiving text messages from us. You will receive a single confirmation and then no further messages. You can also ask us to stop by emailing info@mylizard.net.

How to get help. Reply HELP to any message, email info@mylizard.net, or use the contact form.

Carriers. Mobile carriers are not liable for delayed or undelivered messages. Delivery is subject to effective transmission by your carrier and is not guaranteed.

Privacy. Your mobile information will not be sold or shared with third parties for promotional or marketing purposes. See our Privacy Policy for full details.

Supported carriers. The program is available on major U.S. carriers. Carrier support can change and is outside our control.

Services and Orders

Prices, product availability, and service descriptions may change. We will tell you before charging you anything you have not already agreed to.

Returns, refunds, rental cancellations, and affiliate purchases are covered by our Returns & Refunds policy, which forms part of these terms.

Some products on this site are sold by third-party retailers through affiliate links. Those purchases are governed by the retailer's own terms, not these.

Acceptable Use

Please do not use this site or our services to break the law, to interfere with the service for other people, or to attempt unauthorized access to our systems or anyone else's.

Our device management services are intended for devices you own or are responsible for, such as a device belonging to a child in your care. You are responsible for having the authority to manage any device you enroll.

Disclaimers and Liability

We work hard to keep our services running and accurate, but they are provided as-is. We do not warrant that any filtering, monitoring, or device management service will block every unwanted thing or be available without interruption.

To the extent permitted by law, our liability for any claim relating to the services is limited to the amount you paid us for the service in the twelve months before the claim.

Changes and Contact

If we change these terms we will update the date at the top of this page. Continuing to use the services after a change means you accept the updated terms.

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Wisconsin.

Questions? Email info@mylizard.net or use the contact form.